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$118.15 NZD

go to school, pay bills, and die

--they charge a fee for someone to park your car and a fee to get in. they charging to breathe air costs $3.50

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  • 100% carded cotton
  • Midweight fabric (7.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
  • Boxy, oversized fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Wide neck ribbing
  • Tear-away label

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

only thing guaranteed is death and taxes Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C
S
27.76
208
96
M
29.13
21.65
9.45
L
30.51
23.23
9.45
XL
31.89
24.8
10.24
2XL
33.27
26.38
10.63
3XL
346
27.95
112

Supplier-provided dimensions are used.

Dimensions of the product might have a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (at the Highest Point Shoulder) and extend it down to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at the seam beneath one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam beneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the end of the sleeve.

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